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发信人: edge (La vie est ailleurs), 信区: Humor 标题: Who Shot Abraham Lincoln 发信站: BBS 珞珈山水站 (Mon Oct 3 10:28:53 2005) Who Shot Abraham Lincoln _____________________________________ Mr. Smith and his son Rick were called to teacher 's classroom. “ Mr. Smith, ” said the teacher, “ I asked Rick 'Who shot Abraham Lincoln?' and he said that he didn't do it! ” “ Well, teacher, ” said Smith, “ if my kid said he didn't do it — he didn' t do it! ” Father and son left the school, and on their way home, Smith turne d to the boy and asked, “ Tell me, son, did you do it? ” __________________________________________ Change A lady lost her handbag during a day of shopping. It was found by an honest li ttle boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, “Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twe nty singles.” The boy quickly replied, “That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have change for a reward.” __________________________________________ Autograph “ Dad, Can you write in the dark? ” “ I think so. What is it you want me to write? ” “ Your name on this report card. ” -- 　Wisdom appears in contradiction to itself, which is a trick life plays on philosophy of life. 智慧的代价是矛盾。这是人生对人生观开的玩笑。 ※ 来源:·珞珈山水BBS站 http://bbs.whu.edu.cn·[FROM: 222.20.211.*]
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发信人: edge (La vie est ailleurs), 信区: Humor
标  题: Who Shot Abraham Lincoln
发信站: BBS 珞珈山水站 (Mon Oct  3 10:28:53 2005)

Who Shot Abraham Lincoln
_____________________________________
Mr. Smith and his son Rick were called to teacher 's classroom.

“ Mr. Smith, ” said the teacher, “ I asked Rick 'Who shot Abraham Lincoln?'
and he said that he didn't do it! ”

“ Well, teacher, ” said Smith, “ if my kid said he didn't do it — he didn'
t do it! ” Father and son left the school, and on their way home, Smith turne
d to the boy and asked, “ Tell me, son, did you do it? ”
__________________________________________

Change

A lady lost her handbag during a day of shopping. It was found by an honest li
ttle boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, “Hmmm....
That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twe
nty singles.” The boy quickly replied, “That's right, lady. The last time I
found a lady's purse, she didn't have change for a reward.”
__________________________________________
Autograph

“ Dad, Can you write in the dark? ”

“ I think so. What is it you want me to write? ”

“ Your name on this report card. ”

--
    　Wisdom appears in contradiction to itself, which is a trick life plays on philosophy
of life.
     智慧的代价是矛盾。这是人生对人生观开的玩笑。

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http://bbs.whu.edu.cn·[FROM: 222.20.211.*]

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