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发信人: edge (（Veritas）), 信区: Humor 标题: 十大超级经典问题! 发信站: BBS 珞珈山水站 (Sat Nov 12 12:20:47 2005) 十大超级经典问题! 1 茉莉花,玫瑰花,月季花,哪个最没力? 答:茉莉花....好一朵美丽(没力)的茉莉花`~ 2 中国,日本,美国,哪个国家的兵站的最齐? 答:日本......日本有个歌星叫滨崎步(兵齐步)~~~ 3 猩猩最讨厌什么线? 答:平行线.....平行线没有相交(香蕉)~~ 4 布怕什么,纸怕什么? 答:不(布)怕一万,只(纸)怕万一~~ 5 橡皮,老虎皮,西瓜皮,哪个最差? 答:橡皮.......橡皮擦(差)~~ 6 铅笔姓什么? 答:萧......削(萧)铅笔~~ 7 麻雀很吵,怎么让它安静? 答:压一下.....鸦(压)雀无声~~~ 8 历史上哪个人最欠扁? 答:苏武.......苏武牧羊北海边(被海扁)~~ 9 麒麟飞到南极会变成什么? 答:冰欺淋(冰麒麟)~~~ 10 1-9哪个数字最勤劳?哪个最懒惰? 答:1最懒惰,2最勤劳......一不做,二不休~~ -- Add love to a house and you have home. Add righteousness to a city and you have a community. Add truth to a pile of red bricks and you have a school.Add religion to the humblest of edifices and you have a sanctuary. Add justice to human endeavor and you have civilization. ※ 来源:·珞珈山水BBS站 http://bbs.whu.edu.cn·[FROM: 222.20.211.*]
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发信人: edge (（Veritas）), 信区: Humor
标题: 十大超级经典问题!
发信站: BBS 珞珈山水站 (Sat Nov 12 12:20:47 2005)

十大超级经典问题!

1 茉莉花,玫瑰花,月季花,哪个最没力?

答:茉莉花....好一朵美丽(没力)的茉莉花`~

2 中国,日本,美国,哪个国家的兵站的最齐?

答:日本......日本有个歌星叫滨崎步(兵齐步)~~~

3 猩猩最讨厌什么线?

答:平行线.....平行线没有相交(香蕉)~~

4 布怕什么,纸怕什么?

答:不(布)怕一万,只(纸)怕万一~~

5 橡皮,老虎皮,西瓜皮,哪个最差?

答:橡皮.......橡皮擦(差)~~

6 铅笔姓什么?

答:萧......削(萧)铅笔~~

7 麻雀很吵,怎么让它安静?

答:压一下.....鸦(压)雀无声~~~

8 历史上哪个人最欠扁?

答:苏武.......苏武牧羊北海边(被海扁)~~

9 麒麟飞到南极会变成什么?

答:冰欺淋(冰麒麟)~~~

10 1-9哪个数字最勤劳?哪个最懒惰?

答:1最懒惰,2最勤劳......一不做,二不休~~

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Add love to a house and you have home. Add righteousness to a city and you
have a community. Add truth to a pile of red bricks and you have a school.Add
religion to the humblest of edifices and you have a sanctuary. Add justice to
human endeavor and you have civilization.

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http://bbs.whu.edu.cn·[FROM: 222.20.211.*]

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